Weird Inspiration

Yesterday night, while playing Sierra's latest Leisure Suit Larry romp: Magna Cum Laude, I was struck with the weirdest fetish story idea set in the Regency era. It involves a soft-spoken and nervous young man who leads a dull life. Our young man is not interested in either sexes. He's only turned on when in women's clothing. Yes, the hero's a crossdresser, and damn, he looks better in dresses than in pants.

The story proceeds with our young man's mother arranging marriage for him with a plain young lady from a good family. The girl is quiet and mousy. He agrees to it, thinking that it's a "safe" marriage, where he can maintain the facade of being a respectable working class gentleman during the day, so that he may continue spending his nights locked in his room, wearing women's clothes and furnishing his rapidly growing secret wardrobe. He assumes the new wife will submit to his reasonable demands for privacy, and also be thankful to have such a proper non-interfering husband.

The new wife is all innocence and still painfully girlish. After a being (badly) briefed by her spinster aunt on her supposedly "wifely duties" on her first night as someone's wife, the girl is at the verge of fainting. In her mind, comical images of huge phalluses and blood-drenched nightgowns are churning around.

After a few weeks of BORING (read: no sex) marital bliss, our girl's nervousness has blown up into extreme frustration and self-depreciating assumptions. She wonders what her husband does in his room as soon as he leaves the table after dinner. One night, she opens her windows, clambers over to the balcony and looks into his window. She sees a woman in his room, and to her despair, the woman is very attractive. Both of them scream; her scream was because she's loosing the grip of the sill. As poor wifey falls, she vaguely realises that the woman has bigger breasts than her.

She gets confined to the bed with an undignified broken leg. Her husband denies everything and insists she was sleepwalking. She refuses to buy that, stating that she saw some female in his room, and he is having an affair. She bitterly accepts the fact that her husband dislikes her because she's plain and homely. But being the submissive wife that she is, she must suffer his sins.

And so on and so on...this wife character's a drama queen btw, and not unlike Genma Saotome XD (yes, Ranma's father). So yes, much silliness. Good comic material.

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...Man, why do my brain keep spewing up crap like this? T_T

And just for the heck of it...GET YOUR CURSOR SLAPPED HERE!! Just wait for the flash to load, then roll your mouse over the wench's luscious bosom a few times. Wholesome fun!

I don't know if I should invest in this game, btw. I've never quite managed to coordinate my motor skills well enough to play RPGs like these. People who stood behind me while I played Counterstrike once (oh so long ago) will thump tables in agreement. But still...I don't think I can resist a game with a trailer like that! XD